Excellent Michael Jackson joke
 

There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine;
B) Moonlight;
C) Good Times;
D) Boogie.

I wonder if his pallbearers will moonwalk out of the church?

Nnnnggghhhhh - must resist - arrrrggggghhhhh !!!!!!

Oh, alright, if you insist...
 

What's the difference between Michael Jackson
and Alex Ferguson?



Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.

Police say Michael Jackson's death could be suspicious. They are looking for a SMOOTH CRIMINAL, he could be BLACK OR WHITE but he is definitely BAD & DANGEROUS. They got fingerprints OFF THE WALL and they say there was A MAN IN THE MIRROR. They would like to talk to BEN and BILLIE JEAN but THEY DON'T WANNA BE STARTING SOMETHING their not sure about. Police say they not gonna STOP TILL THEY GET ENOUGH evidence as they found blood on the dancefloor.

MJ cont...
 

Yes and they had to cancel a couple of his forthcoming dates;
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One with Petey, age 9 and the other with Sebastian, age 11! :blushing: