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ridetheworld 4 Mar 2015 01:50

Using wetwipes has been a revelation to me! Amazing for a "gentlemens wash" every evening or morning. Woudn't leave home without them.

jquinton 4 Mar 2015 11:57

Can always buy the flat packs of toilet paper, nice and small and can be used to blow nose etc where wet wipes can not be used, pack of both was my choice.

Bones667 4 Mar 2015 13:38

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What a crap job the poor old bog roll has to do....

g6snl 4 Mar 2015 21:38

Test first !
 
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Originally Posted by davebetty (Post 497357)
Wet wipes do sound so very symapathetic to the nipsal cause so I might just ditch the bog roll

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Originally Posted by ridetheworld (Post 497368)
Using wetwipes has been a revelation to me! Amazing for a "gentlemens wash" every evening or morning. Woudn't leave home without them.

A word of warning about WW DON'T GET THE ONES I FOUND MADE IN RUSSIA. They were a bloody revelation for sure. I reckon they were for "hard surface cleaning" doh F*** knows what was in them, made me hop around! :oops2:

Bones667 5 Mar 2015 11:50

Sounds like you may have used those Domestos type toilet wipes but printed in Russian :helpsmilie: ... reminds me of that song... burn burn burn, the ring of fire, the ring of fire :rofl:

and after reading this great thread a little humour via a poem ...

On a bike in Morroco a man had to go
So he stopped at a toilet with no bog roll on show

Now what should he do you hasten to ask
So off came his boot and his sock wiped his arse

Remember in future to carry some spares
As it’s rather unpleasant when poo clings to the hairs

When the deed is all done you get back on your bike
Then ride to a shop for a pack of wet wipes..

You stop somewhere quiet with a wet wipe in hand
To have a good clean up …avoiding the sand

Please ensure you avoid any grit
As it may become painful when you next have a shiiiit!

Boom Boom - sorry Mr Moderator :mchappy:

ridetheworld 5 Mar 2015 12:11

Tim, reminds me of the trip a mate of mine went home a bit worse for wear after a night out and brushed his teeth with his mums hair removal cream left carelessly next to the colgate :nuke:

colebatch 5 Mar 2015 13:05

Wet wipes win over bog rolls. baby wipes are everywhere in the world.

c-m 8 Mar 2015 13:48

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Originally Posted by colebatch (Post 497529)
Wet wipes win over bog rolls. baby wipes are everywhere in the world.

But they need to be padded out with some bog roll or other tissue since they lack bulk and are porous.

dommiek 8 Mar 2015 22:38

....what's wrong with going native???
Just remenber to use the right hand which of course is the left hand.:thumbup1:

I always carry a few small bottles of alcohol hand wash to use when caught out and before eating; they're small, light and easy to pack away or tuck into a small pocket.

*Touring Ted* 8 Mar 2015 22:42

If all else fails.



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gplhl 11 Mar 2015 05:03

They do sell toilet roll in Morocco

TheWarden 11 Mar 2015 08:47

shhh don't tell them its a secret ;)

mossproof 15 Mar 2015 22:14

Wet wipes block sewers! They don't break down like toilet paper and I'd guess they're not as biodegradable? Certainly harder to set light to too!

TwoUpFront 15 Mar 2015 22:17

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Originally Posted by mossproof (Post 498675)
Wet wipes block sewers! They don't break down like toilet paper and I'd guess they're not as biodegradable? Certainly harder to set light to too!

Nothing a quarter gallon of petrol won't cure. :innocent:









(no, I don't use wet wipes, nor petrol to start a fire - and I rarely start a fire at all)

c-m 15 Mar 2015 22:18

These days they make moist toilet tissue in wet wipe style packets. That if flushable.

I doubt that's a big concern in the back end of nowhere though.


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