Originally Posted by MysteryB (Post 208542)

I think Albert is on something, just not sure its a roll!!!!!

Originally Posted by DLbiten (Post 208617)

You rely want to start a ADVrider jommama like stuff here? OK here you go.
guns are good all was have a few with you.
BMW are to slow.
no orange bike is worth the price.
trailer your bike to a nice spot then rip it up.
if your not drinking your not riding.
Hate people that are not just like you then hate them because they are like you.
Id post pics of cats and almost naked women but it eats up bandwith so I wont.
lots and lots of bad word here.

There that just about covers its.

Originally Posted by Caminando (Post 209021)

Hey Bertie

Here's an idea to be put on U-Tube - a video of you being chased naked and screaming through the streets of Quito, with your lardy backside being whipped raw by a frayed BMW clutch cable.

Originally Posted by albert crutcher (Post 209104)

Yesterday I meet with a guy who posts here in Medellin and gave him info on Colombia Ecuador and Peru,then a little later a guy mails me about tyres in Quito and just now I put him onto a guy for a reasonably priced Galapagos trip.Then another poster here asks me to be a reference for a University trip he,s planning in South America and finally on Advrider a gal who wants a service and some tyres for her Klr when she gets to Quito.
I would have to ask Caminando other than whinge about me what have you done for the motorcycling community today.
Al theturtleshead

Originally Posted by Gecko (Post 209171)

Al
That's what it's all about and what people in the HUBB appreciate most. Starting threads that have only one purpose ; to antagonise others isn't what it's about , so why not stick to what you are good at and for what folks will appreciate you for instead of some of this other rubbish you have been starting lately :nono:

Originally Posted by Caminando (Post 209021)

Hey Bertie

You say this thread is boring - maybe it is. It's your thread after all. So why dont you post something interesting instead of trying clumsy windups? Put your money where your mouth is and show us what you're made of. Dont whinge and whine that you're not being entertained - YOU entertain us. So far you've failed miserably.

You've named yourself as a boring old Brit - now shit or get off the pot, and post something interesting for once in your life.

Mine's a double malt when I burst into your bar - and your place had better be interesting, pal.

Here's an idea to be put on U-Tube - a video of you being chased naked and screaming through the streets of Quito, with your lardy backside being whipped raw by a frayed BMW clutch cable.

Originally Posted by Caminando (Post 209196)

Now Bertie,

Dont knock that whipping offer till you've tried it - people pay good money to have an

experience like that! I might even try it myself.

Regarding "bursting in" - Bertie boy, you put up a provocative little post, and you got a suitable response, so why are you blubbing because I teased you a little bit? Look I wont burst in to your bar if you're nervous....I promise. Is your thread less boring for you now? If you "have nothing against homosexuals", I promise to find a few for you when I meet those South American beautiful women when I visit your bar - now I cant say fairer than that! Do you want the clutch cable experience too?

I can see you're not from Glasgow because your lower lip is trembling a little, so you must be from say, the east coast? I thought you'd be up for a laugh after your naughty post - but oo-er, you're in a tizzy!

What did I do for the M/C community today? Crutchie, I'm not Mother Teresa. But I do stop and help any biker who needs a hand. As I'm sure you do. Let's go forward together.....

You want to kiss and make up? If I were you, I'd have a laugh, and get those double malts ready for me.

Auchentoshan is a fine Lowland malt - or a Bowmore, an excellent Islay malt....mmmmmm.

Originally Posted by albert crutcher (Post 208513)

Why don,t we have some interesting topics of conversation on here like some other ADV sites have or is this site completely occupied by boring old farts on BMW who don,t like bad behavior or driving fast cos they might upset someone.This page must just be boring old Brits,where are the mouthy Yanks or the pissy Europeans.
Al theturtleshead

Originally Posted by noel di pietro (Post 210022)

Dear Al,

As you rightly say, this thread is still boring and the funny thing is, it is despite your 'spicy' additions. So unfortunately I must conclude you are part of the problem!

Now there, is there any biker on this forum who has actually visited one of big Al's bars in Quito or Medellin? I would like to read a first hand review!

Oh and yes, I am probably one of the record holders in Hubb boredom so don't bother.

Cheers,
Noel

Originally Posted by baluchiman (Post 210942)

Nope, I haven't visited, but renowned 'Bike Magazine' RTW biker journalist, Dan Walsh, speaks fondly about it, in his book "These are the days that must happen to you".