I'm Karl65, and so is my wife!
 

Just adapting some of the dialogue from the end of Life of Brian.

Every time I post on the hubb I might check later who has replied or who is reading my random drivel. Without fail, hubb user Karl65 is or has recently been "reading" my stuff (depends on when the hubb webserver auto-refreshes itself)

Karl, you have never posted anything on the hubb. You joined in 2013.

Will the real Karl65 please stand up now! :D:clap:

Never been troubled to look at who is reading my stuff .... is this reverse stalking?

Probably. Stalking the stalker :rofl:

Definitely no useful content... See bottom left of each screenshot below

I'm off down a real pub...

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/p...7-17-26-50.png

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/p...7-17-26-05.png

You've probably put him off now! :rofl: They say that writers regard their output like children so your offspring will now be cast into the cold of an uncaring universe, to wander alone in the darkness for eternity :(

Personally I'm always amazed that anyone would want to read my disconnected, stream of consciousness, ramblings and so far I've not been disappointed.

To Karl65 I say, jump ship mate. Swap over to reading my drivel instead. There are plenty of orphans that need a good home. :rofl:

Some 'parents' care more than others ... :oops2: many words are let run free ... use caution with these

I long ago gave up caring regarding the quality of my utterances on t'nternet, so my many many mutant offspring will just have to sort their own sh!t themselves. Just because I can communicate in the medium of written English doesn't make me a "writer" anyway! :innocent:

To Karl: You will have to choose between me and BoB. A "like" for me is one for loud pipes and vulgarity, for him it's peace, tranquility and the soft purr of a Honda Goldwing... :scooter:

Make the right choice, I plead with you :mchappy:

I'm Carl, but my wife is not.
 

You're a funny guy Chris. I like to read your stuff.
I am not as knowledgeable as you, so I don't post as much.

That's pretty hilarious actually. Also kind of weird. You have no idea at all who it might be?

I have one or 2 ideas :helpsmilie: A troll? A stalker? Someone who thinks I'm wise and clever... and fast? Someone who reads everyone's posts, including mine?

At this second he's interested in a DR650 in Foz do Iguacu...

Chris
 

Chris? Are you bored? Get a job or a girlfriend or start riding again! Or go to the pub and talk to people bier

mika

The wisdom of Chris
 

Karl65 is posting every time he logs in to read the wisdom of Chris. If he just wanted to experience the brilliance and exciting life of Chris he could just as well peruse away without logging in. Karl's Mark (bad pun intended) is that he logs in.

Karl65 would be listed as one of the many "guests" availing themselves of the wisdom of Chris, if he did not log in. The message is clear. He,... like the minions of his namesake keep tract.

Just read more Chris if you don't understand this.

xfiltrate

Karl65..

Don't listen to them mate.

Follow me instead. Send me your address and I'll send you a signed postcard.

Don't listen to those other lot. They're not worthy.

Yes. Had a job. That was the source of the boredom. Met one or 2 Mexican ladies but they thought I was the Messiah. It took them a little while to realise I wasn't. Just v naughty.



Mr Filtrate: Talking of not understanding stuff, could you please in words of 3 syllables or less and in just a couple of sentences please explain: http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/hub...piration-90384



Karl: "Approved by Touring Ted. His lozenges give you a soggy half...."

Hope
 

Sure Chris, the post you referenced is all about hope. Hope that it is possible to work hard, save money and tour the world by motorcyle. And one more thing, it is possible to understand that the powerful, the controllers, do not always get it right, that the common man can observe reality and understand it, see it clearly, without the bias of the bought and paid for media. And, once and a while describe it to others.

thanks for asking. xfiltrate

Thanks for that. I agree with everything you say in these 6 lines.

chris you are a stalker. This makes you unpredictably dangerous. :nono:

Karl65 you are being stalked.
Be careful, you do not know the capabilities of people who do these things. It starts out as innocent fun for them but has the potential for so many negative meanderings. Some day you might come home and find him sleeping in your bed, with a hairstyle just like yours, wearing your clothes and passing himself off as 'Karl'. Please keep your bank account details very secure and don't talk to strangers until 'dangerous chris' has been captured and is receiving the appropriate physchological treatment.
He does not care about you.......read my stuff instead! :D

A signed postcard ehh. That's raised the stakes. I feel like I've just turned up at a gunfight and only brought my swiss army knife. :rofl:

You're a right one, bringing up stalking and all. You're using my name!

In the picture you paint, I'm in Karl's bed. At this point, where is his wife? When I'm in his kitchen, have I eaten all his cookies? :taz:

This is all getting very weird now. I'm not the only one needing treatment :scared::surrender::sailor:

He may not have a wife. If he does and she was in the bed too then you're more dangerous than I thought.
There are no cookies left....I ate them when I was there before you :cool4:

Just to confirm...

With every signed postcard comes a free sample my: 'Touring Ted's once in a lifetime offer; BMW branded Adventure lozenges'

In reality they are just re-braded Viagra and are designed especially to help the older, more conservative BMW rider 'Self relieve' himself whilst admiring their new GS from their tent porch.

Chris will testify to their effectiveness I'm sure.

He took one at the last Horizons meeting and was 'up' all night.

So the rumour has it.

TT, as usual your timing is impeccable. I just read your promo for "Touring Ted's once in a lifetime offer; BMW branded Adventure lozenges'

We are now offering Viagra Tours to Buenos Aires. Our cliental are mostly way.... on the north side of fifty, except the women who seem to be younger. Your "BMW branded Adventure lozenges" might be just what our cliental needs. Do you offer a similar product for women?
Do you wholesale your product(s)? Our Viagra Tours have become so popular we are now chartering jets. The Canadians are our best clients. Many of them have been legally visiting Cuba for years, and in general know the score. North Americans from Nevada get it quicker.

Ted, Perhaps we could create a joint venture?

Eat, Drink and try TT's BMW branded adventure lozenges
xfiltrate

Karl, do not accept drugs from strangers.
They do not care about you.

With your place becoming the new travellers lonely hearts meeting meeting place it's only savy that Adventure Lozenges are available.

More 'bang' for you buck.

Support for the Members
 

Touring Ted, thanks for mentioning the ranch, as the French would say it is a zone de transit.

From what I have seen so far our clientel pays "more bucks for a bang." Nevertheless we hope and pray for meaningful relationships that give comfort in a cold hard world. The need for evasive love winding it's way through the hearts of each Hubber , sometimes rides the low road.

The check is in the mail, drop ship 144 cases of adventure loszenges to our ranch on Route 66.
Mil gracias Ted, you are supporting every member. In other words, you are supporting our members. Keep up the good work.
xfiltrate

Ted, a wee word in your ear on the quiet.............

I had an accident when manufacturing those BMW branded Adventure lozenges for you. They are not viagra, they are rohipnol. Please be careful who you sell them to and please make sure they are aware of the differences between the two. :thumbup1:

Apologies for the late response to the most recent witty replies. Been incommunicado after one of Ted's lozenges (or possibly Mr FS's mutant version? :nuke: ). Yes an entire week! Wow.

Here's a pic of the "Down" after the "Up" that Ted describes.

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/p...tcom/yoga2.jpg

It's luck of the draw mate... :rolleyes2:

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Warming up an old thread... doh

Also topical in line with the celebration of Brian of Nazareth's Resurrection coming up on Sunday ?