Who would you take?
 

just for fun - I have a question. You are off on a long term trip and you can take one person with you, who would you take? Dead or Living ( just to make it interesting. )

I have a brother who is 14 months younger than me. He rides a 250 dualie and does a lot of trail riding. In fact, I've often thought I should ask him if he wants to go for a long tour.

Does Jerry Garcia count?

Michael Palin because he is such a nice bloke and rumour has it is good for a laugh.

Blimey, that's got me thinking.

Actually, I know who I'd take but as she's married to someone else that might cause a problem or two .....

But this is a fantasy question - right? :rofl:

with dead body on pillion seat could be a bit dangerous on turns...

It would have to be my 9-year-old daughter... She is very light, corners well, happy behind me of more than 8 hours in the saddle per day (we made it from Manchester to Prague last year! ;-) )and because it is my only daughter she forces me to drive very safely. not only that I can still (only just) tell her what to do! :rofl:

I would take my girlfriend. To travel with a stranger means taking compromisses insted of enjoying the trip...

http://afrikamotorrad.de

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I have already done most travels with the better half :scooter:
So I think the next trip should be with a grandson
They can fight amongst themselves as to which one gets the seat though :rofl:

Carol Kirkwood and/or Kirsty Young.

I'm generally not too fond of a Scottish accent, but I find at my time of life .. I'm prepared to overlook the odd blemish in a bird.

The guy who fixes my motorcycles. God's own mechanic, and can keep up a conversation.

Grant, who else knows more and is a nicer guy? Plus he weighs less than a Touratech catalog (topical)

Does inflateable Ingrid count? She did a lot of miles in the sidecar, Dragon Rally, Elefanten Treffen etc . I fear she is now beyond even what the puncture repair kit can solve though and has gone to the big adult store in the sky. I was asked by a rather posh German lady why she looked surprised and was quick enough to point out how an English set up on German roads did not always make for easy overtaking :eek3:

Andy

Not sure if you're a fan of the old Ogri cartoons, but there's one where he does something similar except when it rains "Ingrid" gets to ride the bike and Ogri sits in the sidecar operating the controls via string or something. Of course he gets pulled by the cops ....

Gordon Ramsay.

At every little roadside cafe..

ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!
ITS RAW!


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You'd be starving though. He'd keep sending everything back!


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Keira Knightly, for her tit and wisdom, ah, make that wit and wisdom, sorry rosa, as protrayed in "Pirates of the Caribbean

Now exactly how did you mean "who would you take"?

"Blow the man down" I think that's how the song goes?

xfiltrate

I'd take one for the team and bring Donald Trump.

Good idea. Where were you planning on leaving him?

bier

I haven't planned that far. Somewhere with qualified personnel to take care of him, perhaps.

Ahh that would be Pyongyang then.


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Really disappointed
 

Yes, really disappointed at the lack of attention to my choice of
"Who to take"

While only 17 when she filmed Pirates of the Caribbean,
she is 36 today and according to the French:

The mate should be 1/2 the age of the senior plus seven years.
Let's see I am 70, so half is 35 plus 7 = 42
She is a little young for me, but what do the French know?

Perhaps the answer is beyond words. Here is Keira Knightly, the person I would take!

Eat , Drink and think before deciding....
xfiltrate

One of the top bosses of Yamaha would be great. He would for sure learn some north norwegian (where swearing is considered an art....) very nasty swear words...:censored::censored::censored:

If we take everyone from The Donald, through Boris Johnson, Terry Christian and the sausage eater who came up with the F650 water pump, we are going to need a fleet of busses.

The lovely Miss Knightly seems a better choice, although who knows, maybe she eats crisps in bed and always wants what you've ordered when the food arrives.

Andy

Sadly, the years have not been kind to Kiera! In her early years reminds a bit
of American actor Jaimie Alexander, star of "Blind Spot".

Jaimie Alexander - IMDb

https://www.google.com/search?q=Jaim...6F9G0P8GSFtZM:

Wow!
 

Mollydog, you are always up on the things that really matter. FYI, I have been a bit ravaged by the years as well.

I could take them both, a side car perhaps - you know, one on the side , Enfield Bullets with side cars are now being assembled in Argentina.

Or, one for you and one for me -

Ms Alexander looks perfect, imagine how she might get along with Keira?

I hope these two beautiful women see this post if they are slumming about - I can always be contacted through our web site - see signature below.

Eat, Drink and Dream
xfiltrate

Who !
 

NURSE RATCHED
one who flew over the cuckoos nest
Jack Nicolson 1975
Just give her a hard time
don't stop for fuel until your tank is empty she will have a pain in the ass lol

Perfect for me then! 59 / 2 + 7 = Keira Knightley! I like that math.

Elspeth Beard.