an theyers me go rongendustik!
 

Dodgy ah thowt eed hirristhum wirrenammer! or it were mebbes ee wuh tarkin in froggy lingo!
Cudden unnerstan a wodderit anyroad!

ee wudden nahr wot a pint o mild woz if yer held im darn n pored id down iz neck! ee aint got no class like us azzee?

sithee

Martyn

Seonabahrt a costna wokit aart.

Anyrowdup, neckxd time ah sey thee an by thee a pinte myowd:thumbup1:

eyup jaber
 

eyup jaber. ah rekkun that theyer camerandys lyun tuvuslot!
it sez in iz perowfile eez a ex oil rig werker and in edyukayshun...... narr ees tellin us lot ees a speech terrerist!

so wot is it? iz ee a teecher or iz ee a la di dah poofty speak wi a plum in iz gob speech terrerist?

yer ges iz az gud as mine!

Mart

Gentlemen - be assured that never has one of you upset me in any way! You dont have that kind of ability. Each one of you has TRIED to annoy me, but you have felt the sting as I slapped you all around the ears. Naughty boys must be corrected, and I've sent you all to bed whimpering when you became rude or abusive.

Your one of Dodgers Mates then?
 

He's into all That! :rofl: ( in the best possible taste eh Dodgy?)

Trust me Cammy my old Mate, I could upset you easy as pie... thing is if I did you would do what you did last time you got a ban and that is go crying n whingeing to the Moderators giving it the " I'm Sorry, I don't understand it so well, I'm foreign you see", and playing the 'Racial Minority' card....... and getting your ban lifted. And I see you still haven't aknowledged the points I graciously took from you!

It appears you have a short memory Dennis!

Martyn

Aagh! ther he guz agen !
Ar ken mek the odd wod art ,but most on it's jus gibberish ter may .
Ay muss be ayf soaped .
Poor owd lad ,alone an missunnerstud ,spekt ee ad no toys as a chiyl an add ter doo summat else wi is ands .

aye an ahm told.....
 

mebbees ee did Dodgy, ahve eard ow it can mak the parms of yer ands airy and maks yer goo blind n all!
least iffen ee as airy parms ee wont bee needin 'eated and grips on toad afriken twin wileenow?

we shud be careful er wot we saz, ee might roar!

sittheeeafter

martyn

Be my guest.........but you havent got what it takes....

An Invitation, Why, I hardly Know you!
 

You mean your inviting me over? what for Tea n Biscuits? The weekend?

Please be more specific old chap, wouldn't want to get the wrong end of the stick! :thumbup1: :rofl:

Martyn

Bontaht
 

Ah duna no abaht they but ahm abaht bontaht n ready fot weckend an ad a grueller layin 3xtows all weck.

Worabaht they?

Dunt lewk like its kwite s'throng in ere naa !
Owd Grants ad a bit of a clear'art .
Browny ullatter fayt wi issen .