I can believe that.

I also believe my grandmom makes the best strawberry jam in the World!

Swap you
 

Guys - I have a Triumph Bonneville. Late 2003 - fitted a screen onto it. Low mileage.

I am prepared to swap for a GS1150/1200 or a V-Strom 1000. They must be in good nick and low mileage. Think I would prefer the BMW's - but I am not too fussy.

Triumph's were good enough for Ted Simon and this one is surely more reliable than his was - it must be since it is more modern ;-) So please form an orderly queue as you offer me a swap.

Would like a metallic grey/blue if possible. Also - my bike is not really very good on the rough stuff - just warning you....

How can you guys afford all this hardware and time - I am well jealous!