More comedy from ktm...
I want these for Christmas...
http://www.ktm.com/ktmstore/Gifts_Banners_Etc/gifts.htm
KTM Sport Socks [from grandma of course]
KTM Kenny Bartram Bear [for my niece]
KTM Orange/Black Bandana - [JT - does that come with the dog?]
KTM Bar Stool [err... for my mini bar???]
KTM Foldup Chair [fishing]
KTM Christmas Ornament [which looks more like a whoopie cushion... now there's a thought...]
Now they really are having a laugh, I mean, who thinks this stuff up...
OK, so the next step is for us to make some suggestions for next year's KTM marketing 'gifts' push...
What about?
KTM Orange 'Glow in the Dark' condoms
KTM Thong for women &'Y' fronts for men [text on backside 'KTM riders only leave skids on the road']
KTM 'Speedo's [for those beach dudes]
KTM Pogo Stick
KTM Barbie & Ken
KTM Tellytubby
Any other suggestions? How long before Horizons catches on to these revenue generating items?
Regards
James
;-)
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KTM LC4 640 Adventure-R 2001
Previous bikes...
KTM Duke II 2000
Kawazaki ZX-6R 1998
BMW F650 1996
+ others...
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