Back to the story. In Tam I had a chance to assess the carnage. A guy on a XL500 had flipped on the broken road north of Tam, and this XR500 Dakar racer was intact but missing a tank - I think the engine had blown.
This was bike #54 - the racing plate at the top of this thread. Thanks to this ‘Inter-Net’ they have now I can tell you it turns out it was a chap called
Michael Harteel from Belgium, on his second of four Daks.
These three French XT5s proved that the Yamaha could be set without looking like an earthquake in a coat hanger factory. By comparison my bike in the middle looks positively medieval. You can spot a Brit a mile away in the Sahara. Always scruffy!
Most of what little desert biking know-how there was was in Europe at that time, especially in Germany. In the UK you just walked around hitting yourself on the head with a frying pan and felt grateful.
That's a pair of Peugeot 504s in the background - a great 2WD desert car back then. Like Mercs today, European kids would buy them cheap and flog them for profit in West Africa where they became bush taxis. But some made the mistake of doing this in their summer hols, got lost in sandstorms and in some cases weren't found for years. Most people go missing and die in summer in the Sahara (usually poor locals) because the margin for survival is so much shorter once the water's gone. In winter it's never really that hot.
Behind the cinq cents is an FJ 40-series Tojo pick up - the classic do-it-all Saharan load-carrier and a great looking ute.
And behind the ute's cab I just realised you can see the prominent volcanic plug of Iharen in the Hoggar foothills. You pass that on the way up to Assekrem.
I don't know who the two guys are - perhaps they're with the band?
Anyway, enough of checking out other bikes, it was time to load up my own mule, fill up the jerry and head for the border.
Right then, where were we? Ahh yes, setting off to cross the Sahara alone. You can just imagine how that's going to end...
They said there was fuel at the border, In Guezzam, 250 miles away, so with my 6-gallon tank (7.2 US) I didn't even need a jerry, let alone the other two I'd dragged over from the UK. But the XT was not as economical as it could have been (luggage 3 feet wide didn't help) so I filled one anyway - just as well...
A two fifty-mile ride over a flat desert in good visibility doesn't sound such a big deal. But it's quite unnerving to head out into a void with thin, intermittent tracks, irregular markers often miles apart, and the first prominent landmark being a low outcrop some 200 miles away. It was a bit like setting sail - you got to watch your heading, follow the main tracks where present, and keep your nerve.
The road ended a short distance south of Tam; I was let loose on the piste and fell off almost straight away. At around the 250-mile (400km) mark the outpost of In Guezzam would rise like a mirage, I kept an eye on the odometre as my 4 million-scale Michelin map was about as much use as a map of Uzbekistan.
Is that the time already? Crikey, must take another picture of myself in the Sahara - after all there's a handy post, you don't see those very often.
The balise was a good sign, it meant I was on track. On top, a sand-blasted stencil indicated 'TAM 150' and on the other side 'IGZ 250'. Less than half way then.
The XT almost looks flat-track cool, but now was the beginning of the end. Walking back with my camera I noticed a stain in the sand - my tank was leaking and had been for some time. I flipped open the cap: not enough to go on to the border, but did I have enough to get back to Tam...?
I remounted and tore off - the animal impulse was to look for shelter. Shelter - out here - I don't think so.
But there it was - the shell of an old green BMW 2002 with every possible lose fitting removed. I felt safe now, protected.
I pulled off the tank and applied some glue I'd only taken with me as an after-thought. Once dried I tested it, still leaking so I squeezed out the remains - wherever that crack was, I was going to smother it!
Was I goofing about or actually worried in the photo? Probably the former trying to mask the latter but you gotta ask yourself - where did all that lovely hair go over the years...?
As the glue hardened the sun was setting on my trans-Saharan adventure. I slept in the car with a family of gerbils.
I'd like to find this car one day...
The repair worked so I poured the rest of the jerry into the tank - surely enough to make it back to Tam as long as the glue held. I refitted the tank with a shirt padding the top tube (the rear mount had fractured causing the crack) and reloaded the bike.
I was tense now, but not in forward-seeking, 'bring-it-on' way. The dynamic of the trip and the urge to boldly go had evaporated. This latest setback allowed me to accept I'd had enough of this game, thank you very much. I just wanted to get out of the Sahara, out of Algeria and out of Africa - asap.
I set off north, but rode clumsily and navigated carelessly. What should have been a simple retracing for a couple of hours turned into a shambles as I lost the tracks, rigidly fixated on heading north like a GPS, instead of following the terrain and using my judgement. I was worried that by straying too far to the west I'd miss the Hoggar (a 10,000-foot mountain range!) and the vital road to Tam - and end up like those summertime Peugeot car dealers.
Foothills! Good sign. I blundered into a valley and when that ended, I crawled over a ridge - and one point walking the bike over rocks. I staggered around cross-country like this in a low-voltage panic, determined to ride directly to Tam before the glue gave way. Following some promising car tracks along a creek, I rode too close to a thorn tree and got a flat - my first so far. Another set back. My resolve was being taxed but at least it made me stop, slow down and have a think.
I'd covered well over 100km and should have been close the ribbon of tarmac that led out of Tam. Before refitting the wheel I climbed a hill for a look around. Rightly thinking I'd strayed east, I scanned for a road to the west. Skipping some interesting details, I eventually found the road I’d overshot and was back in Tam by the afternoon.
I could have refulled and headed back out, but I didn’t consider it for a second. I’d had it with your so-called ‘Sahara’ and this ‘ex-tee five hundred’ with more hinges than a piano lid. I was low on cash with no way of getting more short of selling something. The call of the wild had turned into a compulsion to get back to the safe and familiar. Morocco was the nearest cheapest way of getting home.
I left Tam and headed north for Morocco - a 1000 miles or more, with more flats, more running out of fuel, luck, good decision-making and money - plus some scary encounters with locals. It’s all in the
ebook.
But here was the village of Kerzaz with the lovely dunes of the Grand Erg cascading in from behind. I recall trying to sell a shopkeeper my £3 Casio digital watch. As advised by knowing travellers, I’d cunningly bought a batch of them for just such a 'Get me out of Jail' emergency. A Digital Watch, powered by the White Heat of Electronics - can you believe such a thing! These poor, benighted Algerians will be over the moon at such a space-age miracle!
The guy in the shop appraised my cheap watch like a used condom, pulled up his sleeve to reveal his Casio G-Shock XXL Tankbuster, and told me to hop it or he'd call the police.
In southern Morocco now - easier said then done to get away from the border but the end was in sight. Just a couple hundred miles to Melillia port and a boat to Spain. Riding through Oujda, northern Morocco, taxi drivers and kids on mopeds were cutting me up and yelling 'hashish, good shit, change money'. For a moment I wished I was back in the Sahara.
Melillia was a Spanish enclave on the Moroccan mainland so it was another ordeal of pushing through crowds to get in. Although it still looked like Morocco and was full of Moroccans, I was now technically in Spain and so could relax. Dossing on the quay that night, a shady bloke in a hooded djelaba robe strolled over and offered to sell me a brick of hash. I was tempted - after all, it could pay for this disastrous trip and I knew some potheads back home.
Wasn't this the sort of 'thinking on your feet' you needed to practise if you're to be a successful world adventurer?
‘Any checks in Almeria?’ I was no fool, me.
‘No, no, mon brave, it’s all fine, you just drive straight off le boat.’
'Oh, OK then.' How easy was that!
Luckily he didn’t come back and anyway, I didn’t have 10,000 francs.
In Spain next day the Custom's dogs in Almeria were all over the XT like a rash. Had I bought that brick I’d have got bricked up, big time.
On the boat over, Bruno, a hippy from Montreal was returning from a pothead holiday in Morocco. He invited me to share a cave he knew for a few days.
‘Quebec will be free!’ he exclaimed as we passed the days waiting for more money to arrive, ‘just you wait and see’. (‘Can you lend me some money?’).
Money arrived from home. Bruno got a share, but never sent it back. Never trust a hippy. Quebec remains occupied.
I headed up over the Sierra Nevada and across the windmill plateau of La Mancha, riding helmet-free and sleeping in old barns and ruins.
Northern Spain now, crossing the Picos and heading for Santander. Nearly there.
But the bolshy unions had the ferries on strike so it’s on to France. What’s another 500 miles?
Back in London, it’s all over. A mate spots me in Camden High Street posing in my slick new 'Deadline Couriers' jacket and eating a Nutty Bar.
'Sahara? Yea, I was there. You can shove it were the sun don't shine!'
The XT? - that had always been a lemon and was now a dead horse, so the best thing to do was spray it black and flog it.
Mad Max was still all the rage you see, and all-black, sawn-off bikes were cool, especially in a fetching, satin finish. A drunk guy came round one night and took it away for £500.
I in turn bought a cheap 200cc Honda Benly twin, forgot about the Sahara and got back to despatching. Little did I know that my innocuous, purring Benly would mutate into the diabolical
Bénélé and take me back to the desert in 18 months.
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Thanks for reading!
Chris S