Position Vacant: XT Girls Mechanic & Tutor

[XT GIRL]

Shockingly, our gifted Bike Whisperer decided that he would no longer be our mechanic and tutor, simply because I have filed for divorce. (My solicitor said I can't have the house, all the money, all the bikes, the tools, the cat AND force him to remain our mechanic until after our trip. Whats HAPPENING to the world?!)

Anyway - the XT Girls therefore, require the services of:

Gifted Motorcycle Mechanic

Applicants will need:
Superb mechanical skills & knowledge
Many, many years of experience
Patience of a saint
Ability to impart knowledge to women, without losing patience
Patience of a saint
Good cooking skills

Duties:
Teach XT Girls motorcycle maintenance & mechanics, incl repairs and bike prep for a RTW trip, as well as the minutae of how to hold a screwdriver, the difference between a nut and a bolt etc. etc.
Accompany XT Girls everywhere they want to go on their bikes, or be on call 24/7 in case they break down
Carry heavy things, open stuff with tight lids, undo stuff thats too tight
Tune in the DVD, cable & broadband
Be on call 24/7 to pick bikes up that have fallen on XT Girls
Go shopping with XT Girls for bike stuff every time they feel depressed and help them carry whatever they bought

Offered:
Live-in accommodation shared with bikes, tools and a cat (and XT Girls)
Unlimited motorcycle-related talk, entertainment, media etc.
Whatever money is left over after prepping bikes and paying for trips
The very honorary title of : XT Girls' Bike Whisperer

Please Note: This is not a permanent position, applications to be accompanied by photograph. (of your bike)


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