Overheard

[todderz]

I have to share the conversation I overheard in the staff cafeteria today. Two people sat down to eat, one had fish and chips. The other said (I'm not making this up):

A) Is that haddock?

B) What?

A) Is that haddock?

B) What? What do you mean?

A) What kind of fish is that?

B) Oh! It's just fish. Like from the fish and chip shop. You know, "Fish and Chips"?

A) Yes, but they have "cod and chips" or "haddock and chips".

B) Oh, I never have anything like that, I always just get fish.

A) Right. I think that's probably haddock.

B) What? Ew!! I'm not eating this! I wanted fish!

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