A Disclaimer to begin with :-)
I have not written any of these , just got it form a friend on Email.
And thought these deserve better recognition :-)

Please feel free to add to these

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200mph, no hands. Damn that'd be cool right before the part where you die.

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of
death...

Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for
worship... Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and
go.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Work to ride & ride to work.

A rider can smell a party 5,000 miles away.

Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least
five cars ahead.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the
middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

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