Warranty, smarranty...
"I'm sorry, Sir, but our free 'Ride With Confidence' roadside assistance program does not cover that area."
"Yes, I heard you the first time, Sir. I understand that your new motorcycle will not start. The nearest authorized dealer to your location is 823km away."
"Sir, I really am trying the help you. I did not know that the dealer does not have the diagnostic equipment needed to fix your new motorcycle."
"The parts you ordered were sent via Lufthansa, as directed. It's not my problem that customs has held them for the last three weeks. No, we do not offer refunds."
Last edited by Lone Rider; 9 Jan 2008 at 23:57.
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