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Originally Posted by gunt86
The best solution is for you to catch the dog and eat it. If every motorcyclist does this, then the nuisance dog problem will be cleaned up quite quickly. And you get the bonus of eating your way across the continent for free. Win-win.
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Do dogs taste like chicken? I'm sure the Peruvian woman serving me just now said it was pollo, but now I'm not sure.
Slightly off topic: Today between Cusco and Ayacucho I was kicked by a horse while riding close to and behind it. Caught my right knee. Thankfully I was wearing knee braces. Can anyone suggest remedies to prevent this in the future (apart from not riding so close to the horse and not revving my motor)?
Wear a Zorro mask and rename my bike Trigger?
Tell the horse I was in the film The Full Monty and my character was called "Horse"?
Put remoulade on my bike boots and enter the Getting Eaten By A Crocodile Olympics?
Please help!
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