Sounds like you may have used those Domestos type toilet wipes but printed in Russian
... reminds me of that song... burn burn burn, the ring of fire, the ring of fire
and after reading this great thread a little humour via a poem ...
On a bike in Morroco a man had to go
So he stopped at a toilet with no bog roll on show
Now what should he do you hasten to ask
So off came his boot and his sock wiped his arse
Remember in future to carry some spares
As it’s rather unpleasant when poo clings to the hairs
When the deed is all done you get back on your bike
Then ride to a shop for a pack of wet wipes..
You stop somewhere quiet with a wet wipe in hand
To have a good clean up …avoiding the sand
Please ensure you avoid any grit
As it may become painful when you next have a shiiiit!
Boom Boom - sorry Mr Moderator