Hu bar boring old crap

[albert crutcher]

Why don,t we have some interesting topics of conversation on here like some other ADV sites have or is this site completely occupied by boring old farts on BMW who don,t like bad behavior or driving fast cos they might upset someone.This page must just be boring old Brits,where are the mouthy Yanks or the pissy Europeans.
Al theturtleshead

[tprata56]

Albert,

You are on a roll. You must be throwing back a few pints tonight.

Keep throwing someshit against the wall - something will stick.

Good luck.

[MysteryB]

I think Albert is on something, just not sure its a roll!!!!!

[Alexlebrit]

Originally Posted by MysteryB

I think Albert is on something, just not sure its a roll!!!!!

Oh, I think it's probably something you can roll up.

[Oz]

yeah al we are all boring brits. wouldnt it be much more interesting to talk about guns, fighting dogs and having someone paint a self portrait of ourselves that makes us look well 'ard!!!!!!!!! you must be pretty bored over there in quito. go for a ride on your bike and cheer yourself up old chap!!
toodle pip

[pottsy]

My, my, Albert (is it?). Someone rattled your cage good and proper,eh! I sure wonder what's brought all this on... quick, Nurse - the medication!!
:confused1:

[Walkabout]

Originally Posted by albert crutcher

Why don,t we have some interesting topics of conversation on here like some other ADV sites have or is this site completely occupied by boring old farts on BMW who don,t like bad behavior or driving fast cos they might upset someone.This page must just be boring old Brits,where are the mouthy Yanks or the pissy Europeans.
Al theturtleshead

Spot on Al, which is why I stopped frequenting this bar months ago: you have it right - everyone else is wrong. There are much better bars, maybe yours is one of them.
If the guys want to argue about it, I know another guy who will fix them for a price.
But I don't come cheap. 2000 euros per 5 days will do the trick.

[albert crutcher]

The prime candidate says he,s coming over here,so I,ll be able to hire the local talent over here and at a very reasonable rate I might add!!!
Thanks for the offer though,!
Al theturtleshead

[albert crutcher]

If you want the job done properly hire a professional.
I,ll be too busy running around naked being whipped by courgettes and clutch cables in your gay fantasy.
Al theturtleshead

[DLbiten]

No one wants to see my back side and Im not in to that running around part any way. But seems to me that posting pics here may be ok. The hubb bar is a good idea but who is going to take the lead on interesting and new?

[albert crutcher]

Well I put up the "how interesting are you" thread with the idea of not hiding behind an avatar!
and thinking that there must be some interesting people with interesting lives here!
I,ve outed myself why don,t you give it a go!!!
Al theturtleshead

[albert crutcher]

Well a week later and it,s still boring!!! Even the Laughter Police can only manage to come up with "Dream on petal"
Walkabout must be right.Time to move to greener pastures....
I,ll just stick to South America.Won,t die of boredom down here!
Al theturtleshead

[Nigel Marx]

Originally Posted by Caminando

Hey Bertie

Here's an idea to be put on U-Tube - a video of you being chased naked and screaming through the streets of Quito, with your lardy backside being whipped raw by a frayed BMW clutch cable.

Hahahaha... Dennis, you have just redeemed yourself!

Thanks mate

Nigel in NZ

[albert crutcher]

Now I have nothing against Homosexuals,but I,m not liking the sound of your kinky little fantasy there boys.
Oh and you won,t burst in!!! you,ll find out why when or if you ever get there.
Al theturtleshead

[albert crutcher]

Yesterday I meet with a guy who posts here in Medellin and gave him info on Colombia Ecuador and Peru,then a little later a guy mails me about tyres in Quito and just now I put him onto a guy for a reasonably priced Galapagos trip.Then another poster here asks me to be a reference for a University trip he,s planning in South America and finally on Advrider a gal who wants a service and some tyres for her Klr when she gets to Quito.
I would have to ask Caminando other than whinge about me what have you done for the motorcycling community today.
Al theturtleshead