apols to M Python
Right !
I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, , eat a lump of cold poison,extract cod oil from the dustbins outside the chip shop for two stroke oil for me BSA Bantam , work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, ride to Scuntorpe Steelworks on't Bantam and beg for iron fillings ter make a new bike ,and I couldn't afford a saddle - no I had ter make do with a roll of rusty barbwire on't frame , I allus used to ride in't rain 'cos sunshine were reserved for rich folk ,then when we got home, I would have to lick bike clean wi'tongue then our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
But if you try and tell the young motorcyclists of today , they won't believe you !
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light. - Spike Milligan
"When you come to a fork in the road ,take it ! When you come to a spoon in the road ,take that also ."
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