The man is saying that bolivian customs are a shit, that the country is a dump, that bolivian spares, are counterfeit, that javcap should understand spanish, that if you exceed your stay they will take your bike and steal the bing carb, if you enter the country and can't find customs because the stupid country doesn't always have an office building at the border, they will take your motorhome...the perverts are into counting smuggled knickers one by one.
As Queen Victoria said "Bolivia doesn't exist"
Hope it helps..

Excellent summary of a piece of text written by someone who doesn't understand the concept of paragraphs as a useful way of helping to communicate words.

I'll assume that Javier and Antonio have a better command of Spanish and having extensively travelled in Bolivia myself, I feel that the OP doesn't know his bottom from the bit that connects the lower bit to the top bit of his arm. Bolivia, apart from charging nearly 3x the price of fuel to Gringos as compared to locals, is a great place with great people. Lots of bike with loud pipes too. They must like Harleys.

Ding Dong, no fumar espanol Charlie

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What a source of wisdom you are Charlie! Can you also explain me what is a “País de pluma” and what isn’t it (no pluma)??
BTW who f.. else care for what the queen said?

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Plumas , como en plumas en la cabeza. And explain it for gringos as it is fairly offensive except in this case as OP is writing about his countrymen
OP is bolivian so should know more than most gringos about his own country
Victoria was half the worlds sovereign, the others.....
She defined borders as she reduced the size of Argentina and created Uruguay.


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How Bolivia Lost Its Hat

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By FRANK JACOBS
APRIL 3, 2012
In 1867, the British ambassador to Bolivia fell afoul of its dictator, Mariano Melgarejo, by refusing a glass of chicha, a cloudy drink based on fermented maize. Opting for cocoa instead, the ambassador got more than he asked for: Melgarejo, incensed, forced him to drink an entire bowl of liquid chocolate. He then paraded him three times around La Paz’s main square, tied up and seated back to front on a donkey [1], before shipping him back to London.

When the disgraced ambassador related his story to Queen Victoria, she was not amused [2] at all. Her Majesty resolved to have the Royal Navy bombard Bolivia’s capital in retaliation. Consulting a map of South America, she soon discovered that La Paz lay far inland on the Andean altiplano [3], well beyond the reach of British cannon. So she simply marked the offending country with an X, pronouncing: “Bolivia does not exist” [4].

Both before and after that infamous incident, forces inside and outside of the South American country have been hard at work to grant Victoria’s wish. Over the approximately 200 years of its independence [5], Bolivia has lost about half its original territory. Comparing a map of this “Greater Bolivia” to one of the country’s present incarnation, it’s as if somebody cut off three of Bolivia’s limbs — or rather two limbs, in the southeast and southwest, and a curious, flat-top hat in the north [6].